Tuesday, December 6, 2011

The List

I’m in a mad dash to get to the store Parked my car at the shopping center And rushed passed people With my list in hand Milk Eggs Juice Fruit Funny thing is I can’t find a single thing on my list Shoot But what I did find was him A few feet away All buffed and shit He waved I smiled In the middle of the aisle He approaches me but I don’t have time to chit chat He hugged me and I was smothered by His intoxicating scent of musk I gave him a light kiss on his cheek My knees began to fall weak I remember him from my past Back when I was young and fast We were friends Then we dated And we mated But we gone our own separate ways That was a few yesterdays ago And here we are today Would you like to check out our specials? He asked with that deep baritone that I loved so much Damn near melted as his hand touched The lower part of my spine I said that I didn’t have the time I need to get what’s on my list Juice Fruit Whipped cream Honey That wasn’t there before I can’t feel my feet touch the floor He always had that effect on me Floating on clouds I can hear my heart beat out loud In my chest I have some things that just came in Would you like to take a look? I was shook He was a delicious specimen of a man But flirting with him was not in my plan I’m here specifically to purchase what’s on my list Whipped cream Honey Massage oils Edible body paint Wait… I didn’t write this down I looked all around the store and haven’t seen what I originally came here for He did have all that I wanted and more I can’t… I shan’t… I got to… C’mon, I have something in the back that I know you would like He grabbed me by the hand You don’t understand I’m in a hurry It’s imperative that I get what’s on my list Massage oils Edible body paint Handcuffs Pop rocks Imagine my shock when I looked up and noticed That I wasn’t in the grocery store Instead I mistakenly went into the freaky sneaky shop Wondering how did my panties come off?

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Photo Challenge Dayy 11: New

Bought these bad boys this past Sunday.

Found these sexy silver glittery heels at Payless for $29.99.

Theyre very comfortable AND I can walk in them. Mind you I cant walk in heels.

I cant wait to rock these at the all white party.

Photo Challenge Day 10: High Angle

I may have done day 4 and day 10 incorrectly.

Oopsy!!!

So I had Jaylon stand in a chair while I layed on the couch taking what I thought was a high angle pic. Then I looked up the definitions.

Keep in mind im not a professional...

Nor am I not that bright... Lol

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Fwd: Photo Challenge Day 9: Morning

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Alarm clock rings

Jaylon loudly sings

The same repetitive song

"When will breakfast be done?"

Not that long

Son...

Eggs are on the sink

I dont even wanna think

About cooking

Laying in bed looking

At the wall

Stand tall

Girl...

Get outta bed

Make sure Jay gets fed

So he can start his day

No way!!!

I'm lounging thru my last few hours of my vacay.


Copyright 2011. LeeLee Aint Msbehavin'©

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Photo Challenge Day 8: Feet.

Can someone hand me the shea butter lotion please?

*rubs ashy feet*

Thank you.

I love getting desings on my big toes. I try to get a pedi every two weeks, but if its winter time, then once a month.

I have real bad ankles due to a dance injury.

Years ago I dropped it like it was hot and when I dropped it, my ankles popped. I never went to the doctors and now theyre swollen.

Photo Challenge Day 7: Red.

What do you get when you combine orange blaze with radiant red... Lol

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Photo Challenge Day 6: Home.

Home sweet home...
I guess :-(
We've been living here going on 8 years in October. Youre looking at my balcony that faces highway 29. Once you drive through the "security" gates, i'm the first building to the left, on the second floor and the last door at the end of the hall to the left.
Did you get all of that... Lol
The transit center is in front of my apartments and i'm ten minutes away from my job and Jaylon's school. The gym is straight across the street and i'm surrounded by fast food restaurants. Kaiser hospital is up the street (two blocks) and six flags is five minutes away from my place.
If they didnt move in all of the hoes, thugs and ghetto ass niggroids up in here, it would be a VERY nice place.
Oh, did I mention they nicknamed my apartments "The Village?"
*walks away... disappointed*