Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Erotic Truth Day 16: Aint No Fun If Da Homies Cant Have None.

*You are invited to a party that turned into an orgy, you just arrived... What would you want to see?*

Went out to dinner date with a friend. He invited me over to his house for a drink and I accepted.

"My roommate is having a get together, so if you want, we could have our drinks on the patio if you want."

"I dont mind." I added.

It was a warm night with a light breeze.

After a couple of drinks, I asked where the bathroom was, so he pointed it out.

I fixed my makeup and washed my hands. Walking out of the bathroom, I heard moans down the hall.

Curiousity got the best of me when I saw a partly opened door...

I peeked inside and noticed a naked man sitting in a chair holding a camcorder. Mouth opened as his head jerked back...

Walked further in the room to see a long haired light skinned woman on all fours, giving him what looked like the best head of his life.

And behind her was another well built man with a handful of her hair tugging it as he entered her from behind. Beside him was a thick chick waiting for her turn as he had her breasts in his mouth...

I stood there awe struck, not knowing what to do when...

*tap tap on my shoulder was my date*

"I see you met my roommate."

Thats when the thick chick looked over my direction and smiled...

Then she walked towards my direction...

I was caught in the doorway between my date and the thick chick...

... To be continued.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Erotic Truth Day 15: TOUCH IT!!!!

Question: Have you ever been caught masturbating or having sex? Tell the story.
Answer: Me and my cousin took a weekend cruise to Encenada...
{Papas Y Beer}
*Flashback... Sowwy*
We came in from clubbin' one night and went to sleep...
She did anyway.
I was watching tv when they got to a heated sex scene that got me in the mood :-p
Lights were off, except for the light from the tv screen, my right hand went under my blankee and my fingers explored in my special no no place and I was happy about life until...
I noticed my cousin's eyes were open 0_0...
I pretended to be sleep, but I dont think she bought it o_0.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Erotic Truth Day 14: Public sex: Do or dont?

I remember that time me and my ex went to the park one night. He took it on the picanic table...

It was funny because days later my sister told me that her friend said she saw her fuckin her dude at the park the other night. Me and my sister look alike. So did my dude and hers...lol

They didnt believe I would do such a thing because I have my own place ;-p

There was another time when I fucked dude in my backyard...

* I guess im an outdoorsy chick after all*

The excitement of possibly being watched and the gentle breeze blowing through my asscrack made me cum even harder.

That was in my late 20's/early 30's.

Couldnt do it now because I work with kids and I dont wanna catch a case.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Erotic Truth Day 13: {GASPS} What restraining order?!?

*A fantasy you know you will never fulfill*

The court issued restraining order states that there wont be a Ricky_LeeLee_Sappy sammich in my future.

{CRY}

Nah, but seriously, I hate sharing, so more than likely I wont be doing any 3somes.

Friday, June 3, 2011

Erotic Truth Day 12: I want 3some, please!

*A fantasy you want to fulfill*


I'm not asking for much...

I just want to be the meat in between those two slices of wheat bread...

Ricky_Fuckin_Ross and Warren Sapp...

With all the fixins...

Smash em together and eat em up...

*Mmmmmmmm*

'Nuff said!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Erotic Truth Day 11: Is it in yet?

You've known me long enough to know that imma give it to you straight... with no chaser. As bad as it may hurt, you need to know the truth.

I've never been one to "fake it" and I never will, because how will you ever learn if i'm not telling you? But there were those few episodes where you didnt get it.

I'm the type of bitch to where if it was good, you WILL know by my actions; movements, sounds, gestures. If you took me there, hell, everybody would know. Like the time my neighbors knocked on the wall because...

Oh, that wasnt you.

OOOHH... OOOHH... I know! That early morning moaning when you were fuckin me while you had that mini rabbit in my clit and I screamed so loud that I scared the kids and...

OOPSY... That wasnt you either?!?

Okay, looka here...

I will NEVER fake it, but keep in mind if i'm laying there DEAD still like i'm a corpse or i'm so quiet that you could here crickets churping, chances are me no likey.

Like that time you were on top and I laughed in your face and the only way I got through it was when you hit it doggy...lol

Or those times i'd lay there motionless and you would say, "stop holding back! Let it go!" And I would say, "I'm not!"

I meant that because... YOU SUCKED!!!

Once in a while it was... Aiight. But it was a hit or miss with you and i'm at a point in my life where I need a mutha fucka to take me there, give me something I could feel, dick me down so good that you got me down on one knee proposing marriage while handing over my ATM card...

You know what i'm sayin'.

Those are the reasons why my number rarely appears on your caller I.D. I could only imagine that the truth had to hurt deeply, but it had to be said, so you could take notes and do better with the next chick.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Erotic Truth Day 10: I wished I didnt...

*A letter to the person you regret screwing... Tell em how you really feel...*


Dear *******,

As I sit here in deep reflexion, I thought about the many mistakes ive made in my life. If I knew then what I knew now, my life would be so much different. One of my biggest regrets is letting you in.

I should have never accepted your friend request three years ago. If I had of declined, I wouldnt have never allowed myself to get comfortable with you. If I had of said no, I would have never shared my secrets with you. If I had of logged off, I would have never gave you my body and heart to you. If I had of known what you were really about, I wouldnt be here writing you this letter about my regrets.

I wished I never fucked you. Normally I can have sex and not get attached. But you played the game so well and swung that dick a little too swell that I lost all sense of reasoning. Too blind to see that you were a hoe who never had my best interest in mind. All you gave was empty promises and now you ruined it for the next man who would possibly be "The One." Now im keeping my legs closed and my heart guarded, because I dont think I could take another heartbreak.

I hope youre proud of yourself. Just remember that you have daughters who may possibly meet a dog like you. Karma is a bitch and the things you did to me will come back to bite you in the ass.

Goodbye.